Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
son… it’s about time we had a little chat about sex.. well i actually need a few tips, your mother is unsatisfied.. wait where are you going…
turn ons: free shipping
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
getting into something and having no one to talk to about it
Fuck this, I’m totally killing this guy
*parent voice* what’s so interesting on that computer of yours?
when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
Booker, you there? I miss you.